M(itosis)! or When One Becomes Two

*Low Old Spice Voice* Well Hello, Ladies! I am the mysterious M, the (theoretically) other writer for this comic blog. I have recently returned from harnessing the power of sunspots to bring you, the reader, my insights. Unlike Tony, who is motivated and talented, I am merely sort of funny. Therefore, I will maximize my talents and minimize my weaknesses by painstakingly (read: drunkenly) crafting my posts in that most sophisticated of media: the written word. I will do my best to be suave, cultured, with as few errors of fact or syntax as humanly ... shit. Did I leave the old spice voice on? Shit. I am terrible at html. Stupid, stupid, STUPID! */Low Old Spice Voice* Ahem. That's better.

Well, as I said, I will do my best to entertain you all. After all, entertainment is why you came to the blog, right? That, or searching for incriminating evidence in my blockbuster Grand Theft/Regicide/Bestiality case, set to debut in 2012. I hope for my contributions to be primarily driven by humor and interesting concepts, and I will attempt to avoid the omnipresent blog-rants whenever possible.

Anyway, like all good introductions, I hope this one was fumbling and awkward. I hope that you are left never wanting to shake my sweaty palms again. That way, the more infrequent my posts, the better.

The last syllable
Kills perfectly good haiku
An awkward misstep, no?

-M(issed the start date of this blog by many moons)